Hamas

President Bush gave you folks a one-sentence directive. Any questions?

Lottery

I want bin laden captured, not killed. That way, we can have an international lottery with the winner being the one who gets to push the button to electrocute him. If we had such a lottery, I think we can eliminate the national debt.

Heads I win, tails you lose

Bin Laden knows good and well that the US will not withdraw from Iraq. He is "justified" in attacking the US (if he can pull it off anymore). He wants to attack us whether we withdraw or not, so I don't give any credence to his call for "truce."

His power now seems only through spooky tapes like the one before our recent presidential elections. Fortunately, we weren't scared by it. His most recent recording reflects his weakness, not his strength. His threats are cheap talk these days.

Peyton Manning

Win or lose today against Pittsburgh, I am convinced of one thing: that man can throw a football. The passes he completed on the drive where Indy scored its 16th and 18th points were remarkable.